Half Blood Prints

Notes, highlighting, or underlining from a past reader that is found in a library book or a used textbook and helps the current reader. Like the helpful notes Harry Potter finds in his Potions textbook in the sixth book/movie.

"Man, taking notes last night took forever!"

"Not for me. I got some half blood prints up in this copy of Grapes of Wrath. Everything I needed was already highlighted."

cultural blood money

The wealth accumulated by media figures that make crude, violent, disgusting or repulsive content before they switch to a "softer" side and try to redeem themselves and all of the social flotsam they've helped create. Examples include Arnold Schwarzenegger, PewDiePie, Sarah Silverman, and The Weeknd.

Viewer: "Did all that cultural blood money go into funding your podcast?"
Sarah Silverman: "Yes and I now support Bernie and urban gardening."

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Drowning In The Blood Of Jesus

A term for when someone’s past catches up with them.
The blood of Christ in this interpretation represents sin and his body, a clean sinless body. Meaning when you drown in his blood you’re being consumed by sin.

Guy one: Ah naw remember Tony? That shit finally caught up with him

Guy two: drowning in the blood of Jesus, god bless him

The raging river of blood

Your period

Girlfreind: I just started my period
Boyfriend : the raging river of blood is upon us

Girlfriend:shut up Dave

Boyfriend : the the raging volcanoe God we must sacrifice a tampon to save it
Girlfriend :I hate you

Mexican blood transfusion

A 2 or 3 liter bottle of red soda, usually purchased at the grocery store on the way home from work, that when completely consumed, invigorates and rejuvenates the consumer.

After a hard day shingling roofs, Juan came home and had a Mexican blood transfusion while watching novellas , and felt so refreshed and energetic that he helped his brother in law paint all the tree trunks in the yard white.

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period blood kink

Something an obsessed guy had.

Guy: I have a secret to tell you

Me: what

Guy: I have a blood kink... But it's a period blood kink

Me: ok... *Wtf*

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warrior's first blood

When a dude pops a girl's cherry, and her blood is on his penis, he removes it from her vagina and proceeds to make streaks on her face much like native americans paint their faces before war. (bonus points for poking her in the eye in the process).

When Christina decided to let Arjun steal her virginity, he begged her to rub his penis all over her face to give her a warrior's first blood.

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