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flotsam

One who spends all waking moments on the weekend either drunk, high, or stoned. Will often be seen in bars, always carries a baggie, and constitutes a public nuisance.

see jetsam

It's no wonder he slept with that 60 year old woman on Firday: he was in complete flotsam mode.

by cervixexpress March 16, 2005

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flotsam

(floating) things from a wrecked ship

flotsam in lotr :p

by KliXje December 19, 2003

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flotsam

Flotsam is a term used by year-round residents of Cape Cod MA to describe people who come up to the Cape only for the summer. It is said that on the Cape that "For every piece of real flotsam here we have 100 summer flotsams to equal that." It's a typical Natives vs. Anything-but-Natives arguement.

The flotsam in P-Town is really bad, all the tourists come to go whalewatching or go shopping.

by Sid Barrett August 19, 2007

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flotsam

an inability to have a erection for more than a period of 5 days,and without treatment a certain form of dick crust will appear

Dude, I think my dick has flotsam i haven't had an erection for like a week!

Dude i heard that guy has flotsam on his dick you can tell he hasn't got laid in a while

by Kc.Mike.Marshall February 18, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Flotsam

The post-coital, partially mollified, half-mast penis. Subject to flotsam jumpers and tankslaps.

"My mom found out that I had been having sex because she could see my flotsam bulge through my pants."

by Cory Massaro September 11, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ass Flotsam

1) Floating wreckage in the toilet after taking a crap.
2) Debris and refuse from taking a shit. Not quite solid, but not quite water.

I had the flu last week. Man, you should have seen the Ass Flotsam in the toilet.

I trusted that fart and ended up with Ass Flotsam in my underwear.

Runny grunts Diarreha diahorrea runny-bum tsunami shit

by core memory dump December 14, 2012


Flotsam Hippie

A hippie that has no real opinion. They only copy other hippies' opinions. They cannot defend their points and just act superior as a defense.

95% of all hippies are Flotsam Hippies.

Derived from the maritime term Flotsam, which means the trash thrown out of a boat that just floats in the water and goes where waves take it.

If you've ever used the term "spewing hate" you might be a flotsam hippie.....sorry.

by Flerpyderpypie August 27, 2016