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Chinese finger fuck

Those Chinese toys where you pull your fingers apart and the toy grips your fingers

I got go get my Chinese finger fuck

by SuckMonster33672 September 28, 2023


chinese star

rising star

chinese star
shining star

basically it is a kindergarten in Jakarta, it is known for that most chinese go there so it is called the chinese star because it rhymes with shining. The rising star is also the nickname of shining star. It's named because it was a really holy school, it was rising.

A: I wasn't a chinese but I went to chinese star!!

B: I was a chinese but I did not go there

A: lets go check out the chindo national curriculum.

by ponhpon September 27, 2022


Chinese Chittering Monkey

An Asian Black mo-fucka who won't shut his dumb ass the fuck up

Rahmon: NIGGA WHAT IS YO MOMMA DOING, I WANNA SEE HER ON MY DICK, YA HEAR?!
Brandon: Shut the fuck up you Chinese Chittering Monkey

by Schizophrenic Fuck February 19, 2022


You could screw up a chinese parade

When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.

Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)

Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!

by The only big Mike January 3, 2019


chinese nuts

Really smelly and small nuts

Did you see that guy? I heard he's got Chinese nuts

by Prometheus42 February 21, 2016


chinese pickle jar

hav you guys see chinese pickle jar

"hav you guys see chinese pickle jar

by hav you guys see chinese pickl September 28, 2023


Chinese Pencil Party

When you put 2 pencils in your ear and see how many dicks you can suck before they fall out.

Bob: Wow Johnny I got to 3 in the Chinese Pencil Party.

Johnny: Those are rookie numbers. I got to 10.

by M1k3Hunt January 8, 2018