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When a male cums inside a used condom then while their partner is unconscious proceeds to put filled condom onto their partner's head in a single swift motion.
Jack totally surprised me with the Idaho dutch oven last night. He is such a romantic snack.
a loud fart released under a blanket from a crouched position beside the furniture causing the occupants to scream.
Hey dude i just left a Screaming Dutch Oven for Tim and Cindy in the bed.
This is a sex position that requires two males and one female. Once acquired one penis is inserted into the vagina as normal missionary sex. Then the other male steps in and goes under the female and inserts his penis into her asshole. After two penis's have been inserted then you begin to fuck.
Wow I had an amazing last night. George my neighbor and my homie Abdul got to preform The Dutch Double Barrel On my wife. I got to watch and it was magical.
The Dutch Draddle Spin is a sexual act, with new found popularity due to Israeli/Palestinian conflict, in which the male plays the protagonist and lead role, whilst his partner relaxes and enjoys the sensuality and vulgarity. He begins by inserting his erect member into either the pink or stink, both work however the shitpipe is preferable for intensity reasons. He then (whilst on top) rotates his body; with his penis the centre of rotation (resembling a draddle). Gradual pace of spin is increased until male participant is at chundering point; at this moment he flips his partner onto their front and expels the churned stomach content onto his partner's back and proceeds to draw the sacred Star of David using his (preferably circumcised) penis. The move finds humble beginnings in the days of Sodom and Gomorrah as a statement of disrespect for Jewish practices, (John 3:16).
Palestine boy: This is our country! Your mum is so dirty i fucked her and left her tramp ass begging for a Dutch Draddle Spin
Israeli boy: *Throws rock*
First mention on the TV show 'Mixology'
A name for a fake alcoholic mix drink. Ordered when you are trying to make a pass at the bartender. you ask for an 'angry dutch orgy' naturally the bartender will have no clue what you're talking about so you offer to go behind the bar and show them how to make it, it is mainly an excuse to get in physical contact with the bartender. If the bartender lets you behind the bar it means they probably like you and you better think damn quick how to make that drink, otherwise you will be embarrassed when the bartender calls you out when they know you have no clue what you're doing. (Used only as a last resort in flirting)
Katie: So I met this really hot bartender last night, and I had to get closer to him to show him the goods.
Amber: Don't tell me you used the 'angry dutch orgy' mix drink trick again...
Katie: I did, and it actually worked this time, we ending up smashing last night.
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When you do a front flip and fart at someone spreading gas from face to foot.
Whoa, Jimmy just pulled a Dutch crop duster at the aerobics teacher and man he looks pissed!
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Two balls + two eye sockets = double dutch sockets.
That bastard double dutch socketed me and I got a hair in my eye!
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