Fried Eggs

When a woman's vagina is filled with lighter fluid and lit aflame, thus burning her uterus, and hopefully up into her ovary, frying her eggs.

Mary can't have children because Tom gave her fried eggs.

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Fried Eggs

An embarrassing sexual moment where the women is strapped face up on the ground or any other object. Then you take a egg (add more eggs if you want the moment to last longer) and crack it on top of her vagina. Then you take a hot iron and press down on the egg. Once the egg is fried to you liking you take a knife and a fork and eat it off her vagina. If some parts fall in the vagina you can just suck them out and eat them.

Man: Hey want some fried eggs?
Woman: Sure
A few strips of duct tape later...
Woman: What the fuck are you doing?
Man: Making some fried eggs.
Woman:Shit!!!

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easter egg

A party trick performed with the male genitalia, specifically where the testicle(s) are stretched tight against the abdomen to resemble the said object.

"Look at that brilliantly performed Easter Egg. Five stars!!!!"

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scrambled egg

When a chick is polishing a dude's knob and he jizzes in her ear, and then he rubs it profusely up and down.

Matt gave Kiera a nasty scrambled egg, and then she shit on his face.

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bacon and eggs

while you are skull f*cking a girl you are warming up your load (aka bacon) and then you suddenly pull out and place the eggs on her forehead (T-bagg her!!)

She woke up in the morning and despised the bacon and eggs delightfully given to her with love.

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Cadbury egg

A sexual act in which a male ejaculates into a chocolate egg and his partner subsequently eats it.

Kelly wanted a cadbury egg last night, but we didn't have any chocolate.

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Scotch egg

something sleazy and very dirty!!!

Can I lick your scotch egg?

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