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just like no nut november, but for women, they don't finger themselves for a whole month.
Hey, it's finger free february soon, are you ready to go a whole month without fingering yourself?
I want to finger my self! You cant its forget fingering february
This is what happens to you if you participate in Just Jesus January. You wake up on February 1st ready to give the ol’ wanger a yank and find out that the previous month’s fasting of masturbation, sex and porn has left your foreskin fungus-ridden. Does not apply to Jews.
Tony: Holy fuck! I’ve got Foreskin Fungus February!
Abraham: Not me, I’m jew. I don’t give a fuck about Jesus!
The day a legend was born, the most powerful man with the strongest following was born to bring greatness upon this world.
Dude, I wish I was born on February 6, 1966.
The day that comes once a year where you can masterbait at school and fuck people in corners. It's like the purge but sexual laws are the only ones that are legal for 24 hours.
On this day you can fuck your family and get 8 women pregnant.
It is also a day of exploring. You can try fucking different ages, sexs, or cultures.
Samantha: hey Patricia, you wanna smash tomorrow
Patricia: first of all, I'm your sister second I'm straight
Samantha: but tomorrow is February 31
Patricia: oh ya!
*turns 12 am*
Samantha: *gets strap-on and fucks Patricia until her vagina is torn in two*
Patricia:*never able to walk again* oh hell ya, February 31 is now officially my favourite day!
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This challenge is meant to be the female version of No Nut November. Females are not allowed to finger their diddly doo. They also can't be fingered by someone else.
Guy 1: I'm about to finger my girlfriend.
Guy 2: No don't do that, it's forbidden. This is the month of Forbidden Finger February. Jeez, respect the women.
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The month where, no matter what, furries must be burned on sight.
anti-furry: hey nerd its Flaming Furries February so you must burn
furry: OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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