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Airline Tickets bought with conditions such as not refundable, no seat guaranteed, last to be seated, no snacks, no luggage allowance, no leg room, no restroom priviliges, no emergency oxygen......... you get the idea.
Excuse me Miss, is my airsickness bag a used one because I am flying last class?
British people say this for some reason. Dumb bastards.
Smefflewilliam: Oi bruvwick, me's gunna go to arts class innit
Fondlewick: Ey! Good idea bruv. We's gonna lern so many pai'ins by picasser!
The boys head to the art class at Smuffleton School for Boys.
Madam Chodeley: Ello you cheb sucking tots! Dis painting is by picasser! E' loves maken cube ladies!
Fondlewick: Oi Smefflewilliam. Lets get the bloody 'ell ou' of 'ere.
Smefflewilliam: Good idea, lad.
They run out and promptly are killed in an acid attack.
My annoying ass class where everyone targeted me for completely no reason and blaming it on me I’m not even being a whiny ass brat it’s true when I was student leader they straight up went crazy and then later a new teacher came AND SHE BELIEVED ALL THEY SAID wow they were such dumbasses OH YEAH AND DID I FORGET TO MENTION EVERYTIME SOMEONE FARTED THEY BLAMED IT ALL ON ME but in seventh grade some became friends after REALIZING THEY WERE WRONG AND NOT ME
Me: my 6th grade class is so annoying
Tiewray: how
Me: straight up targeting me for no reason
Tiewray: skill issue
Me: BITCH SHUT UP *slaps tiewray*
Tiewray: OW
*later in seventh grade*
Christian: guys think about how we were all wrong in this
Devin: fr
Jay: fr tho
Ramel: WADDUP JDMF *daps him up*
Me: yessir
The look of smug disdain you get when you walk on a plane from that one guy in first class that wants you to know to feel like cattle in economy.
I was explaining a idea I had to a colleague and he gave me first class face and just walked away.
Dickhead military that does fake giveaways and claims they're in a war with the IRF because their HR's are giving their leader (cjkempWeirdFuckallNumbers) crap.
Noob: HeY cAn I gEt SuM fReE rObUx
warrior class: SuRe
Noob: WHERE'S MY FREE ROBUX?
Warrior class: Fuck IRF
an evil class that makes you sit and do boring things for a whole 80 minutes!, its a complete waste of your time and escape it whenever you can, it melts your brain
i hate Portuguese class
that girl you want to aggressively fuck until her butthole is torn in halves, she also happens to play fortnite, making her the baddest bitch of all time, you can only dream of her fat ass on your dick
Billy: “yo you know that one girl in your art class”
Timmy: “Yeah lowkey need her, you know why, just look on urban dictionary *winks*