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(noun.) one of the "pop sensation" regenerated ever 1-5 years by one of the most evil human beings yet to be named. Some are so dedicated to finding out who creates these robots, or, "superstars" that they are to believe that he was regenerated by the devil himself. Sadly, scientists are yet to back up this statement with facts.
jonas brothers, greyson chance, backstreet boys, jesse mccartney, justin bieber
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15 year old (or something like that who gives a shit) "pop" singer who sounds like an 8 year old girl who just saw her parents brutally murdered in front of her. Has no talent whatsoever and is only popular because he looks like a skater and has met Usher who isn't even all that great. Often called JB but whoever calls him that obviously hasn't heard Jack Black's music. (which is at least 20 times better).
Justin Beiber fan: OMG JUSTIN BEIBER IS SOOOOO HAWT!
Me: You could say that until you get in bed with him and see that he doesn't have a penis.
Justin Beiber fan: YOUR JUST JEALOUS OF HIS SINGING VOICE!
Me: The wild raccoon in my backyard sings better than him. And stop saying everything so loud.
Justin Beiber fan: WAHHHHHHH!!!!!
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A very talented 19 year old guy from Canada. He's so perfect if you look at him for too long, you'll go blind. His voice is like angels singing and his face is just kjdhsfuihsdf. He has a sexy body and sexy tattoos and he's an overall sexy person. He's too amazing and all of you that hate on him are wasting your time being jealous.
"Who's Justin Bieber?"
"The definition of perfect, like, I want him to be my boyfriend. He's an 11 on a scale of 1-10."
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Justin Beiber is a small girl who thinks she can sing and thinks she is beautiful. The truth sadly couldn't be further.
He has a small squeeky voice and can't sing. He is just a ugly fuck and thats about it. Also, he likes to walk into glass doors
Hi guys!
GET LOST!
Why?
Because you're a gay shit!
Prove it!
You're Justin Beiber for fucks sake!
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what all old people and people think Justin Beiber's name is, people who have not yet been exposed to such high levels of faggotry.
Grandfather: Whos this little girl singing?
Teenager: Thats justin beiber
Grandfather: Justin Beaver?
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The beginning of vaginal intercourse. Most commonly used to refer to a male who has been cock blocked.
"Yo! The door was open, so I came in. Can I crash at your place tonight?"
"Dammit Bob! I was Justin Beaver!"
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The man responsible for delivering the death penalty back to the people friend of starvation hatecrime and warfare atrocities committed by murder factory
Justin Trudeau should bring something other than warcrime rikkinanen pshikishka
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