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March 10th or the 69th day of the year is Jacob Riley Downing day, be sure to give gifts to your local Jacobs.
Did you know March 10th is Jacob Riley Downing Day?
Whenever we go out, the people always shout John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith DADADADA. It's goddamn annoying. I wish they'd all go back to their own lives.
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Happy trail/beard going 'from the bottom of my lip to the top of yours' - by 423
P.S. Should include an arrow at the target.
Girl, wanna see The natural Jacob's ladder? It's from the bottom of my lip to the top of yours.
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Where a gay kid inserts his penis into mens asses, often because women turn him back due to his micro penis.
Jacob inserts penis here, said the narrator of the micro dick story.
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A man well known as a gentleman but not someone to be messed with
Usually good looking
Usually has a bottle in his hand
That's thee Jacob godamn Davies
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When your eyes start to widen and your hair gets curly and end up looking like the mike wazowski meme
Bro your getting the the Jacob from brundage effect your looking like mike wazowski
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A high school in which white boys that say the n-word and latina girls that fight each other come together. A place where you might die choking on weed in the bathrooms. A wonderous land with a football team that wins one game a season. A factory with no windows and a terrible AC. This place is home. We come here to cry, to laugh, to hear the marching band play the same song every Friday. Golden brown, flush them down.
I just left Harry D. Jacobs High School, man I hate it there.