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A piece of fish-shaped plastic, usually made in China, designed to stick to the rear of mainly American owned vehicles to demonstrate to the rest of the world that the bearer prefers to ignore irrefutable evidence discovered by the most brilliant minds in science and base their smug, superior public personas on fairy tales and superstition, whilst engaging in closeted guilt-ridden sessions of drug-fuelled sexual deviance and other hypocrisy.
Rev. Ted Haggard, Newt Gingrich, Pat Robertson, God I hate those jesus fish people
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When you allow Jesus’ favor, wisdom, and power to grow your small or insignificant beginnings, just as He took a boy’s “five loaves and two fish” to multiplying them to feed five thousand-odd people.
Be it your career, business, or relationship, let Jesus, the multiplier, be part of the little you have, and witness His power in multiplying them beyond your dream or imagination.
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a sarcatic way of answering the question "what r u eating?"
"Joe, what are you eating?"
"Jesus cookies"
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A down right irresitable godly human being. Has the ability to munlipulate the mind of people of the other sex. Defined and known to be "large" skinny, in shape, and buff. Also known to be extremly good looking. Is given the name Jesus for that reason.
That guy over there is such a Jesus Mejia.
I learned about this god in social studies today, it remined me about Jesus Mejia.
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flip of the hair,or a metophor for masterbation.
it is basically a word that you can make up a defintion for,because it doesnt have a real definition.
i like your jesus flip!!
do you want to help me flip my jesus after school?
i belive that EVERYONE should flip their jesus at least once a day.The only problem is,you'll need to have gloves,a hannah montana cd,and a towel with you.
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Brownies that look delicious but actually taste disgusting.
Kenya, "Damnnnn! Them brownies look goooood!!!"
Celeste, "Don't even bother getting one, they taste like shit."
Laura, "Hell yeah, I tried one. Them some Jesus Brownies."
Kenya, "Fuck! Well thanks for the heads up."
Celeste and Laura, "No prob."
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jamal: "nigguh i love koolaid. that shit is tears of jesus
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