mother-out-law

Relationship of an individual's mother to his or her partner when no marriage has taken place (for legal or personal reasons).

Doug: Since we live in a state that doesn't recognize gay marriage, I'm not sure what to call your mother. She's not an 'in-law'...
Ed: Call her your mother-out-law. I'm sure she'll like that.

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Ur Brother a mother

The most fucking hella savage insult you can ever say to someone. Ur mom gay, Ur grandpap a trap, and ur dad lesbian are FUYCKING NUTHING TO THIS INSULT.

Shithead: "Ur mom gay"
Me: "No u"
Shithead: "Well ur dad lesbian"
Me:"Ur brother a mother"
Shithead: *Brain explodes and goes straight to hell*

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Trading In Your Mother

Slangin the pain killer oxycodone.

"Lets just say i'm 'trading in your mother' heh heh."
"You sick bitch! Gimme some!"

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Ya-Mother-fuckers

You people

Ya-mother-fuckers is crazy

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word to your mother

1. "You can tell that to your mother and she'll agree."

2. In a pejorative or negative sense, "Go tell your mother what I said, so she can set your ass straight, before I have to put a foot in it."

1. Your shorty is sho' 'nuff fine, dog, word to your mother!

2. Word to your knock-kneed, bald-headed, barefoot granny, cuz, if you don't stop eyeballin' my wife, I'm'a close them shits forever.

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fuck you fuck your mother your mother gay

By saying this, you avoid conversations and absolutely destroys the other person.

Person 1: Hi
Person 2: fuck you fuck your mother your mother gay
Person 1: *explodes*

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mother fucker

whore

So I was in my bed and Jamie walked in on me and called me a mother fucker

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