Shaking the Coconut Tree

To relieve rage/tension, an individual may find a coconut tree and shake it to release the fruit. In cases where the climate does not allow for natural coconuts, the individual may choose to find the nearest fruit-bearing tree and shake that instead.

Loc became so mad after hearing the bad news that he broke into my yard and shook all the peaches off of my peach tree, the look of rage dissipated from his face as he finished "shaking the coconut tree"

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Alabama Family Tree

A family tree in which the parents continue to produce a daughter and a son, that get married to each other and also have a daughter and a son, this continues. The family tree ends up looking like two vertical straight lines next to each other.

He has such a diverse background, almost like the opposite of an Alabama family tree

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weed xmas tree

When a marijuana plant is decorated as a christmas tree

damn i cant wait till i smoke the weed xmas tree on christmas eve.

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tree hugging liberal

A person who lives in a wooden house but who does not want you to live in a wooden house, and who does criminal acts to prevent more wooden houses from being built.

Morris is a tree hugging liberal who burns down wooden houses that are under construction.

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Mississippi Tree Emblem

1.A euphemism for people of African descent;Often seen in true form in the south, you can find one after after hearing "we don't like you're kind around here boy" phrased in the direction of a black man.

Get out of here you Mississippi tree emblem before I give you a rope necktie and teach you how to fly!

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naked and up a tree

A more complicated way of being fucked, bridging a dynamic of two or more ways of being fucked

I was really naked and up a tree when i found out the girl i cheated on my wife with works in her office

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Monkey Puzzle Tree

A tree which originates from Chile. Brought to the UK for the sole purpose of confusing American tourists who know little about trees and the UK in general. Looks different and therefore attracts conversation. Many UK citizens are well informed about its origins but due to its unusual name, US citizens often believe them to be untruthful in its namesake.

US tourist: Hey what tree is that?

UK Citizen: Why thats the Monkey Puzzle Tree!

US tourist: No way, your totally making that up.

UK Citizen: Of course not and I can even prove it on the internet.

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