wet danny

When one is engaging in sexual intercourse from behind/doggy style ( vaginal or anal ) you stick your partners (taker) in the toilet and flush the toliet.

When Jack was vigorously pounding Jill from behind, stuck her head in the toliet and flushed giving her a wet danny. When the toliet flushed his hand got wet so he donkey punched her for squirming around.

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Wet Dream

A wet dream is something that occurs during the night while one is sleeping. Whether you are aware of being in a dream, or not, you'll be minding your own buisnuss in your dream, and out of nowhere, get splashed by a bucket of water.

Todd: "Hey, guess what happened man?"
Ed: "What would that be, Todd?"
Todd: "I had a wet dream last night! I was just minding my own buisnuss in my dream, when Jack jumped from nowhere and slam-dunked a bucket full of water onto my head!"
Ed: "That asshole..."

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That's so wet

People say this when something is amazing... or when something awesome happens.

Jake: Dude did you see that drum solo..
Paul: yeah dude, That's so wet!

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Wet Leroy

Like a wet Willie. but instead of wetting ones finger with one's saliva and sticking it into anothers ear. You stick said finger into the anus of said person.

I gave Bobby a wet Leroy yesterday and I had corn under my nails after. My finger went in easy once the wind chimes on his ass got moist.

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Wet Through

A term used by some people to show someone's lack of weight despite other people's views.

Person 1: "Hey Mike, have you seen how big Stewart is now. He must be on steroids or something!?".

Person 2: "Nah Richard, he must be only about 9 stone wet through".

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wet laugh

a laugh that causes muscus and saliva that comes from the mouth or other places

Andrew: hahahahaha (foaming at the mouth)
David: Boy, that was a wet laugh

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keep it wet

Phrase often used to end a conversation with a female. Implies that she should calm down and loosen up. That dry-ass vagina of her's is probably making her ultra-bitchy. This phrase is popular in South Florida, not in Tampa.

After a long conversation with an overly bitchy chick.
Girl: "wah, wah, wah... my vagina hurts."
Me: "Whatever, I'll see you later, keep it wet."

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