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when you're with your friend and you are confused...
TEACHER:you have 50 pages of homework
Me and Friend:"BITCH THE FUCK"
To be mounted and subsequently penetrated by a muscled, handsome male, with the second name 'Dawson'. After an encounter with a Dawson, a girl may experience aching after being destroyed by such a man. Prone to favour young brunettes.
Girl 1 - 'I'm really sore this morning'
Girl 2 - 'Why?'
Girl 1- 'I got fucking Dawson'd last night!'
Girl 2 - 'You must be ruined!'
Used when you are having trouble with technology.
SkyNet derives from the Terminator movies, and is here used as reference to technology.
If your phone, computer, televesion etc. freezes.
Shit we missed the train by 2 minutes. Fucking SkyNet!
My WiFi is down... Fucking SkyNet!
A fake, phoney-bologna jingle sung to the tune of the Glade Spin-Fresh air deodouriser jingle.
♫Freshness with a fuck,♫
♫Plug it up plug it up!♫
The phrase, "plug it up" is how one says, "plug it in" in the UK.
Fucking a second person (or more!) in one day. Can be done all at once (ala 3some) or during disparate times of the day.
I was just leaving Christy's house after getting some ass when Maggie called and ask me to come over. The prospect of getting a bonus fuck that day made me smile.
Fucking Ham: Chocolate Cake that has been tainted with Marijuana. Features Chocolate Mix as a Cocoa Substitute. The taste is very defined, a chocolate sensation followed by an eruption of Pot Flavor. Yes, it is uncomfortable.
Guy: How did you find my house?
Guy 2, Girl, and Girl 2: FUCKING HAM!
"Drunk as fuck," implying that the speaker is so intoxicated as to misspeak the original expression.
"Dude I just finished the whole deck riding the bus. Now I'm fuck as drunk."