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The environment one creates when they pass a lot of gas. This environment is so lethal that the person just might not survive. It's also a form of self-punishment.
Don't go in there -- he's locked himself inside a fart dungeon!
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When you are afraid of shitting your pants if you fart so you sit on the toilet prior to farting
Randy ate too much greasy fried chicken and hurried to the crapper to fear fart.
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Favorite Sport which is enjoyed and performed by Americans. It is said by a report that fart jokes are reducing the IQs level of average American.
There is an ISO standard given by anonymous:
WHEN YOU SHOULD NEVER FART:
1. Inside a crowded Lift.
2. Inside a public library.
3. On a crowded train.
4. Whilst giving a speech.
5. In Church.
6. Whilst on a date.
7. In a packed lecture theatre.
8. In your office.
9. At a cinema.
10. In a walk-in freezer - it'll linger a while
11. In a ticket line.
13. On an airplane.
14. During confession
15. In the bed, whilst feeling frisky.
16. In bed when you're feeling frisky
17. While fighting fire in a burning building
19. In a patrol car for a minor violation
WHEN TO FART:
1. Bosses office as you are about to leave. - best to make sure it's silent but violent.
2. In a bathroom.
3. In the cashiers line - it's bound to speed things up.
4. The empty elevator before you get off.
5. Beside an occupied dressing room - no doubt it'll quickly become unnocupied.
6. Your co-workers cubicle at the office.
7. When deep sea diving.
8. Back seat of the Police Mobile after being arrested.
9. In your car if you've been carjacked.
10. During a pie eating competition to distract your competitors.
Example of Fart jokes:
Jason: Ooh, is someone cooking? That smells bomb!
Melisa: You're right, but it's a stink bomb!
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a silent fart that is often difficult to hear because it just seeps out of your A-hole as if the hole was very loose (like after a penis has been in there).
Guy Ones A-Hole:"puffffffff" (gay fart noise)
Guy Two : hahaha, looks like some ones been recieving penis"
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When one of your buddies farts and it smells so terrible that in order to neutralize the horrific smell, you blow one of your own to thin out the smell of the original.
"Oh my god Freddie came over the other day and he totally farted in my face! I had to suicide fart just to ease the pain and dilute the shitty ass stench."
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1. When air leaves the vagina of a woman making the sound of a fart. 2. Also known as a queefe. 3. Also used as an insult.
1. Andrea, you're a real puss fart.
2. I was eating her out and she let out a puss fart.
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Someone who produces an immense amount of methane bursts in sucession.
"Fuzzy" is a fart factory! He needs to buy air freshener.
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