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An occasion where an airborne individual proceeds to drop a deuce mid-flight.
Due to a "Tijuana Air Raid" the public pool will be closed until further notice.
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The 'fresh air wish' is the act of a religious person aiming a prayer to any of the many man made gods they happen to have been indoctrinated into. It shall never reach the non-existent phantasm obviously, but the audacity to think if there was such a omnipotent being that his plan for everything, all that hard work, all those late nights...and he fucked it up! If only he would listen to a prayer of advice, the lowly mortal human could set god straight!!!
Get off your knees! Your fresh air wish is an insult to intelligence.
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Item or items that exhibit characteristics that may
outwardly appear worthwhile, but are actually inherently worthless. Relates to the Wendy's commercial featuring said, singing meal.
He got a new car with all the bells and whistles, but it turned out to be an Air Supply Burger.
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Usually the shoe roadmen wear to run down the ops, but with lack of ankle stability they could get into a sticky situation.
Young g-"did you get that drillin' today"
Air max 95 user- "Nah man, my ankle got crushed inih for these air max 95 still"
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Where a man put his penis in a bee hive and proceeds to get stung then quickly shoves his penis in a females vagina and waits until it starts swelling up like a hot air balloon then yells, “up up and away!!!”
The Hot Air Balloon
“Yo dude I just Hot Air Ballooned this bitch last night, it was awesome.”
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When your diabetic neuropathy is acting up to a point where you shake your hand infront of you and simulate playing the guitar.
While Richard was getting angry at snipers during search and destroy his Air guitar syndrome started acting up, After he sniffed his fingers and ate some wendy's chili
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To let the breeze flow naturally, through either nakedness or an unzipped fly.
It's a corker out here today, even Gazza's got his mexican air-conditioner running!
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