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My Boyfriend Stole My Car

A girl sat at the gas station I work at for hours late night because...

A retard "Well I see why..."

Hym "And I'm quoting her (by the way) 'MY boyfriend stole my car so...' So no. THIS is not why you're not fucking me you stupid bitch. THIS is not the thing. It's always 'MY boyfriend to stole car' and 'I'm molesting a retard at work' and 'MY husband slapped the absolute piss out of me' but THIS is where you draw the line? This? No. That isn't what's happening here. You are delusional."

by Hym Iam December 31, 2025


National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day

Today you can prank your boyfriend or hubby that you wanna break up with him.

her: I wanna break up
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day

by Angels2sheisty October 10, 2023

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perfect boyfriend

kiwi

kiwi is the most perfect boyfriend ever no doubt about it

by kiwi's blakeyboo October 26, 2019


perfect boyfriend

his name is nekhi anthony banks he is sophia smiths boyfriend

wow khi is the perfect boyfriend

by sophielovessza December 30, 2022


Sephora Boyfriend

A boyfriend who will shop with you at Sephora even though it's not his thing, and support you the whole time.

Ex: Eric tried out 20 lipstick swatches on his arm for me. Such a Sephora Boyfriend. <3

by rachLlllll July 1, 2024


National boyfriend day part 2

Celebrate your bf a second time bc we celebrated our gf 2 times

October 20 is national boyfriend day part 2

by Jay daddy smurt October 13, 2020


boyfriend layer

When you are in a relationship that makes you happy and you spend all day laying in bed together gaining weight.

You can tell she is happy with him because she’s starting to get a boyfriend layer...

by Agirlpwnedyou June 12, 2019