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when you reverse how something is done normally
Whoa, what if we put the dip inside the chip
When someone touches them self and then contaminates a bag of food WITHOUT washing their hands 🍌
Don't touch the Doritos! Jason was beating his meat and didn't wash his hands before he ate them! Do you like dik chips?
”Roll on the ground’N’Eat Chips day is on the 25th of Februari and it reminds us about the sadness of the people that are not allowed to eat chips ;( This is a day for them to escape their depressing reality and eat some chips #JusticeForOurNoneChipEaters
Non chip eater: “Aww I wish that I were allowed to eat chips;(“
Me: “Well, today must be your lucky day cause it’s Roll on the ground’N’Eat Chips day today!! :)”
peas and chips is another way of saying please
could we go to the shops, please, peas and chips
Having great sex with a guy with a big dick....for only 20 seconds at best.
I met this hot guy last night at the bar...went back to his place and he totally gave me a Dirty Chip. It was satisfying.....for about 14 seconds!
Used when an individual has too much dip, wether it be salsa, creme fresh, queso, etc, on a dip recipient (chip, crackers..)
:You got too much dip on ya chip
-you are right, I'll be more careful as to not putting too much dip on my cbip
The tastiest of chips.
When in a chip shop make sure to ask for chippie chips, they won't serve the normal chips they will give you the don.
Steve: Wanna get some chips
Gordan Ramsey: Yer sure
Steve: Hi, can we get two portions of chippie chips, cheers.
Gordan Ramsey: hahaha what did you say
Gordan Ramsey: Hmm, damn that is delicious, finally some good fucking chips!
Steve: That's cos they are chippie chips