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The black family

A wonderful story by hyunjinnn on wattpad

Hey did you hear about this new book called ‘The Black Family?’

Yea! It by hyunjinnn on wattpad right?

by hynjinnnn November 2, 2023


i did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

i didnt do it

Dave: Did you run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake?

BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024


Scrambled family

The more realistic version of "Blended family" - not all smooth and homogeneous, but instead kind of lumpy.

We're not the Brady Bunch - we're more of a Scrambled family!

by tbergman July 13, 2011


Embarrass Your Family Day

A Day dedicated to the embarrassment of your family on social media On August 20.

it’s National Embarrass Your Family Day!

by DEFINITION MASTER! August 16, 2019


Sinister Family

The sinister family is the worst fucking family ever fuck you host

The sinister family is the worst fucking family ever fuck you host

by daddy124123 March 7, 2021


Family friend

A wealthy married dude that hangs out with your mom and pays her bills and buys you your Christmas presents. Meanwhile, she’s giving him handjobs on days when she is “working late in the city”.

Uncle Alan, our family friend, paid for my tuition.

by SonOfNJchurchwhore December 20, 2023


cheeky family

The original cheeky family hail from manchester and were born in the mid 1990's, a few years before the millenium. You will often find the cheeky family rolling off beds, throwing up, saying memorable/funny quotes such as 'turning the lights on will make everything real' - (papa cheeky 1/1/2012)

The cheeky family are well know for: 1. Always being the cheekiest members of the public 2. like to punch food and party all weekend. 3. The way to a cheeky members heart is MALIBU AND COCA-COLA. 4. YOLO-ING

'omg look its the cheeky family walking down market street, they're so cool and cheekeh'
'nana cheeky is wise, mama cheeky likes to shout yolo, cuzzy cheeky is known for punching food and papa cheeky is the original of the cheeky family

by papa cheeky April 28, 2012