To be in the condition of a careless and reckless person
He's always jerked-up... He doesn't even say hi when he sees me.
Like jerk off but upside down
I do to bed to fuck and jerk odd.
The action of Land Rover enthusiasts line up their vehicles for a photo whilst jerking each other off.
A derivative of a circle jerk.
Also used to describe slightly wanky, but acceptable behavior by devout Land Rover brand enthusiasts.
“I see they’ve parked in preparation for a linear jerk.”
“That guy’s matching Land Rover umbrella and jacket and cap has big linear jerk energy”
Every girl has to jerk pff a guy through out the month of november
A:”her today is nov. 1st”
B:”ok, i’ll meet you at your house in an hour”
A:”yup, because is jerk off a guy november”
When you want someone you love to know you are slightly annoyed at them before you go to sleep. It isn't meant in a harsh or bitting manner
"Goodnight" said Amy,
"Goodnight jerk" replied Rj
This is an exclamation that you say to someone who has put you in a frustrated state that you are unable to deliver a comeback because they so brilliantly insulted you.
Benny: "Yeah, now you listen here, you trifflin' trick ass brick-faced bitch with no play all day who never gonna get laid!"
Sean: "You're nothin' but a word jerk! Just leave me alone I'll get mine."
Benny: "Ahhhh hahahaaa!!!"
Shaking your smart watch or phone to mimic movement so you don’t actually need to move
I didn’t close my rings today so I’ll just sit here air jerking while I finish my Cheetos