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So what did ure gf give u for ure birthday?
she got on her knees and was mouth fucking me
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1) A nice description of a great blow job
2) Any description of oral copulation/sex - blow job, cunninlingus, etc.
John: I got the job!
Amanda: Maybe your girlfriend will have celebratory sex with you...
John: A mouth hug sure would be great.
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When a person is chewing the inside of their face off, due to being under the influence of a pingar.
"Dude you have a side mouth"
"Man have you got gum, im chewing the inside of my mouth off"
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when someone has pimples around the mouth area that make them look like they have herpes there
you have mouth herpes
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a. where someone who is full of shit, usually a homeschooled student, who has no social skills says stupid crap that makes you want to slap that person and ask them why they are so dumb. Cured by shutting the hell up.
b. a lapse of the brain, resulting in duh de duh. Otherwise referred to as a JT moment.
God, Kevin has diarrhea of the mouth. He just opens his face and stupid crap just sprays everywhere.
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Mush mouth is a particularly interesting oral sex technique involving crackers (typically saltines but anything dry will work). It is performed by chewing up enough crackers to render one incapable of speaking clearly, receiving a load in the mouth, mixing it all together, then slowly pushing it out of the mouth to run all over the face and make a gunky mess.
man: oh baby here it comes.
woman: mmmfff mff mmm mm.
man:open wide. ohhh yeah...that's a pretty mush mouth!
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