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It is the elite club of whipped workhorses when sales are down in your industry.
Initiation:
The staff is already too small to cut from, so corporate will take five percent of your pay to offset what they call "loss"
Technically, it's not a loss at all.
Just less profit for those already lining their pockets with your grocery money.
Considered communism.
Everyone could still win, but won't.
CEO: We've had to make a hard decision today. Sales are down. To make up for it, everyone will take a 5% cut in pay until further notice. We will do this as a whole. Everyone is important to the team. We are a company of people. People are our biggest resource. Without our people, we are nothing.
Workhorses: So we're all now five percenter's. At least we still have jobs.
CEO: Fire one person from each market.
Workhorses: What an ass.
A dusty high five is a sexual maneuver where after anal sex you use your hand to wipe your partner's anus and slap them in the face.
"You gave her a dusty high five? You ruthless mothafucka!"
A nasty hooker on the street who looks so bad and smells so bad to the point where her price of sex for two nasties would come out to $5.used as an insult
Jim:lindsey is soooo hot
Frank : naw man shes a two for five
half of a cop. A law enforcement officer who wears a light blue uniform but has no real authority. They are usually dicks who patrol parks making sure no one vandalizes or smokes weed. Hated by most they are a nuisance. They can only tell you to wait here while they call the real cops.
"hey look a two point five"
"dude don't worry they can't do shit to us"
Five dollar haircut (aka Supercuts)
As Supercuts charges 5 dollars for a haircut, a five dollar haircut is a really sharp cut in the game of pool. This usually results with the cue ball traveling uncontrollably around the table, and ends with a fucked up leave. Just like a haircut at Supercuts.
Shit... you going for the five dollar haircut?
another word to replace kidding
to put all five finger in your girlfriends cooch
Person 1 "I got 8 grand selling my liver on the the black market"
Person 2 "You've got to be five finger fucking me."
A Libyan celebratory tradition of shooting five bullets in the air. A knock-off of the American high five, only you can do it solo.
Those guys dragging Gaddafi down the streets totally did a Libyan high five, they were so excited!