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A person or thing from Libya..which is a country...in North Africa (Under the boot shaped country and next to the one with Pyramids). Libyans are generally of the Islamic persuasion and the Arabic invasion of a few centuries ago has left its mark. Libya has a history of occupation from the Romans to the Facist Italians who proudly pounced on the then relatively impotent state-ish leftover of the bygone Ottomans. After 1949 Lybians became the subjects of a king, then the onlookers of a coup and are now politically repressed supposed supporters of the Qaddafi regime who is competing with Egypt's Mubarak as the longest running leader with universal support (Saddam currently holds the record..methinks)... Anyway Libyans, good looking girls that you don't want to look at, pissing Arabs off especially about their women is baaaadddd news. Oh yea and they hate Israel...a lot.
I am a Libyan. Very easy to use.
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1) Phrase to be spoken in a loud voice anytime one spots a Volkswagon micro bus. Referance to 'Back to the Future' when Marty and Doc are attacked by a Volkswagon bus full of pissed-off Libyans with automatic weapons. (Doc had used the Plutonium they had given him to build a bomb to power his Delorian. He gave them back a bomb casing full of pinball parts)
No further notice is to be taken of the vehicle UNLESS it actualy filled with gun toting arabs, or if it has Libyan licence plates, or a bumper sticker stating 'My kid is an honor roll student at Tripoli Highschool'
2) Libyans have vast quantites of oil & plutonium. UN sanctions were lifted and in December 2003 Lybia announced that it would abandon programs to build weapons of mass destruction. They were also responsible for the bombing of Pan Am Flight 103 over Scotland.
1) LIBYANS!!!!
2) shifty arabs
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Awaking an intimate partner from a deep slumber by defecating on him or her from above.
I waited for her to be fast asleep and then awoke her with a Libyan airstrike.
When a Republican wakes an intimate partner from a deep slumber with a golden shower.
I patiently waited for her to be fast asleep and then awoke her with a Libyan airstrike.
When a man is having sex with a woman from behind and he accidentally slips out of her vagina and stabs her in the asshole with his penis. He then yells, "GADDAFI!"
I totally gave Lindsay "The Libyan Dictator" last night. There was less bloodshed in the video I made.
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A north African beauty with perfect features. Curves like the waves of the sea. Flawless from head to toe. The seductive gypsy of thr North....
That Libyan girl is mighty fine
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When the society is corrupt and they judge. When they shame a person and do the same exact thing they shamed them for. Every Libyan. 6,000,000 of them.
Origin:libya
When your hypocritical Libyan auntie is all up in your business and complains to you how you canโt cook 3osban while her own married daughter doesnโt know shit.
When your hypocritical Libyan father says you canโt drive and allows your step mother to go from coffee shop to coffee shop. From O2 to Mozart with a dented car AND without a targa.
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Libyan men are very rare, they are either very majestic and sexy or ugly ass fobs. Libyan men usually have beautiful curly hair or wavy hair, but many of them use 100k hair gel leading to their hair falling out, which is why many Libyan fathers are bald or have a receding hair line. Their sense in fashion is top tier and usually you see them around driving a Kia, Hyundai or Toyota. But be aware, if you find a Libyan man sliding in your dmโs you may not be the only one ๐.
Hey, guess what! Someone just dmโed me and told me the most heart melting thing I have ever heard. His hair is so fluffy but his father is bald, what a weird thing..but anyway he posted a story of his white Toyota! -Oh, is he Libyan by any chance? Yes? How did you know! -Oh trust me girl, I know Libyan men by heart, youโre not the only one that got a dm!