A cramped vehicle with too many people inside, usually a train carriage, packed like sardines in a tin.
I can barely move in this sardine machine.
I'm not getting on that sardine machine, I'll wait for the next one
When someone has an enormous penis
Yo, that machine gun dick is like 20 inches!
When someone has a big dick
Yo, that machine gun dick you got there is like 20 inches, fam
When a girl is riding your dick and grabs the ceiling fan and spins.
“I told this bitch to sit and spin and she took it literally. I mean she really gave me a Long Island Washing Machine”
A hillarius joke that occured from the hit game "cards against huamnity."
*WHEEEEEEEEZE* Fog machine
- Bruh
the action of putting a vape in someones asshole and taking a hit, then removing the vape and blowing the cloud into the persons asshole
dude i gave mary a fog machine
an enigma
the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma