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n.
1. Some guy
A nobody.
Originated from Ken Griffey, Jr. Baseball for Super Nintendo. Making a team from scratch can often be a tedious and arduos task. Trying to come up with names to fill your entire roster is boring and stupid. So, to speed up the process, players like "Some Guy" tend to make the team. Since we are talking 16-bit, the game cuts off the first name and replaces it with the first letter. Hence, S. Guy.
2. A male who acts out of place.
Sometimes shortened to "an s"
1. Who the hell is going to be playing in the NHL in 2005... S. Guy?
2. Stop being an s.
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Insecure men who are generally useless at everything, which is why they don't get girls. If a man is smart, confident, good-looking, ambitious, witty, AND nice, will he be called 'a nice guy'? No. He'll be called cute, or sexy, or any of a number of positive terms.
The 'nice guy' tag is left as a consolation prize for those useless bastards whose only redeeming quality is their niceness. These guys can't make women feel special (apart from being an emotional tampon), don't have the confidence or style to show that they're able and talented, and don't have any touch of charm or wit. In short, they can't really compete with other men because they're too hesitant and insecure.
Thus, they deliberately pander to attractive women whom they put on a pedestal, not out of genuine concern for women as friends, but because they secretly want some, and this is the only way in which they can really try and get some.
But women can smell this, so they tag them as nice guys: the perfect friends, and the worst of all possible lovers (serial killers aside).
Woman 1: That John, he's a nice guy and all, but...
Woman 1's friends all giggle in shared understanding.
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Pussy ass bitch, who loves to work the penis. Have there bitches stolen by CBHS guys. Mus guys usually have very small penises. The taste gets smacked out of their mouth very often (By a CBHS guy)as well.
Contrary to popular belief, MUS guys are not asian, although it is clear why you would feel this way due to the fact that both have tiny penises
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There for girls who prefer to get slapped around by jocks and jerks and mistreated than to be treated right by a nice guy.
Note: the nice guy usually doesn't have the "hot" looks and body the girls are looking for. And the extreme charism and charm.
Hey, (insert a jocky boyfriend's name), come and screw me over instead; I don't wanna hang out with a Nice Guy who will treat me right forever!
Hey so you cheated on me, Brian? Cool I'll give you another chance. Better than the nice guy who never cheats right?
"Why can't he respect me for who I am once in a while!" yelled the cheerleader. Mr. Nice Guy, standing beside her, decided to comfort her and said, "It's okay. There are a lot more guys out there who are better than him. You deserve better. " "Screw that, I'll give him another chance. After all, he DID do some nice things to me. Someone who respects everyone for who they are, like you NG, is not someone who I deserve to spend my entire life with."
(Sarcasm intended)
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It's when you are doing a girl from behind while playing Call of Duty 4 and wearing your headset. Right when you are about to bust a nut, you have the girl turn around and bust in her face. That would count as a headshot and you would be closer to get your golden weapon.
Damn homie...I stayed home last night and busted a Bri Guy. It was sick!!!
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A dude who gets all the bitches. Are hated by MUS guys, cuz they are better than mus guys, and they have much larger penises.
OMG Becky, that dudes dick was so huge, he must have been a CBHS guy.
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A nice guy who always gets screwed at the end.
A nice guy whos friend is a girl who you happen to like talks about her problems but still stays with the douche bag shes going out with.
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