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When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.
Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.
When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
A small roller used on asphalt mostly behind a heat welder
The milkman was unloading the peanut roller off the trailer to roll the parking lot
The finding of evidence that you were cheating on a significant other!
I saw your peanut butter and clown nose on the nightstand! It’s over.
If shes mad at you, you should just hit her with that reverse sided double peanut butter.
the more controversial version of "they go together like peanut butter and jelly". it means that 2 things go perfect together.
Davey: dude, chips and mayo, like, they go together like peanut butter and pickles.
Jon: Wtf? do you mean they go together like peanut butter and jelly?
Davey: No, what made you think that?
The more controversial version of the phrase "they go together like peanut butter and jelly."
Davey: Bro Doritos and Mt. Dew, like, they go together like peanut butter and pickles!
Jon: Wtf? do you mean they go together like peanut butter and jelly?
Davey: No, what made you think that?
someone who gets dazed on too many peanuts and alcohol
dude, he's now gone dazed peanuts.