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An older female whom engages in the art of seductive urination, sometime for a pre-negotiated fee. A Piss Momma is known to regularly leave her mark everywhere with her calling card, an empty plastic water bottle. Follow the trail of water bottles and meet up with a Piss Momma and negotiate your terms.
Hey bro, just say this nice little Piss Momma at the bar. She left behind her empty water bottle in her seat. On it was written a phone number and it says for a golden good time Call Jessica.
Something my Dad does in the bathroom when he goes pee.
Dad: piss *stop* piss *stop* pissss *stop*
Me: wtf.. Why does he always do a choke piss?
adjective: Angry
When a person is pushed past the point of extreme anger - because nothing in the world is working as it should - to the point where all the person can do is hop around, yell, urinate on the floor, and throw feces.
Vernon: Hey man, what's up?
Matt: Work is sucking the soul out of me, my computer just got the blue screen of death, the stock market crashed again, and I just bit my tongue. My blueberry yogurt in the fridge is the only good thing in my life.
Vernon: Natalie just ate it.
Matt: I'm so monkey-pissed right now.
The mist of piss that may result from pissing in the wind or throwing a cup of pi
I pissed in a Dunkin' Donuts coffee cup in the Hannaford parking lot and went to throw the piss out the wind blew some of the piss mist back in my face.
when someone keeps telling you lies, spewing bullshit
“I thought Bob said you weren’t coming to the party tonight?”
“Oh Bob? Nah, he’s just bleeding piss”
When one ejaculates semen out of a penis either by mistake or during a flaccid period.
My penis is so pathetic that it just decided to piss white.
When you take a break specifically to urinate
Dude : Piss break!
(Proceeds to the toilet and urinates)