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a person who is blessed with immense patience or who is so hard up for money that they will do anything, including babysitting retards while the cut the grass or trim the hedges of community homes where the owners are too cheap to hire a real lawn service... they would rather pay the retards to do it.
I need a summer job, but I refuse to be a retard wrangler. I'd rather clean bathrooms at the bus station or tanning beds at the all fat person tanning salon.
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Going ~: not detecting a troll, doing something really stupid or asking a really dumb question.
You just went full retard. Never go full retard.
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When you lie on the ground and look like you retarded and fell out of a tree.
Look, aaron is bustin out the retarded bird!
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When your'e working in between two other people on an assembly line and both of them happen to be lazy idiots who are totally incapable of doing their jobs.
Today at work was like being in a retard sandwich, I swear to God.
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Retard School actually an adjective rather than a noun. It is used to describe one who does something unusually retarded.
"Man, I totally forgot what eight times eight equals... I'm so retard school!"
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when you absolutely gorge yourself with so much food that you lack brain function- often happens at buffets or on holidays such as thanksgiving.
Duuuude!! I totally ate myself food retarded today!
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A really stupid kitty or cat who will act like it's retard owners by walking into doors, eating crap and shitting all over the floor.
man1:Ha ha! look at that retard kitty! its so stupid!
man2:ha ha yeah! hey thats connors cat!
man1: ha ha! connors a retard!
man2:ha ha!
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