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A school that tries to focus on positive learning but absolutely fails. Most students are racist and/or jack asses. They don’t do well with punishments, and it seems referrals give no harm. Jay Stream has a rival Stratford, otherwise know as “Straightford” or “gayford.” Not any surprise, they call us gay stream. Not only do the bathrooms smell like crap, but so do the 6th graders. Another unfair thing is only 7th and 8th graders get lockers, yet in the 2019-2020 school year they allowed few 6th graders to have lockers.
“What school do you go to?”
“Jay stream middle school...”
“You mean Gay stream, right?”
Jay County is a school where kids at lunch will say ¨I will eat your ass" very loudly.
Person 1: wow you chose a bad car it sucks
adam : shut up ill eat your ass
anime teacher Mr. Livingston: come with me
our table: HASHTAG FREE ÄDAM FOR DEM GAYS ....welp thats jay county high school
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one of the pepiest schools in america. the kids drive nicer cars than the teachers, the sports teams suck, theirs been one fight in the past three years. people here are two faced and dont say shit to your face. if you go to comunity college you are considered retarted. the school is about 70% jewish, 0.5% black, and 2% spanish. some kids think they are tough cause they lift weights every now and then and cause they live an 45 minuets from the bronx. the kids take day trips into the city, taking pictures of themselves in times square, but there all too afraid to go to the other boroughs. there is nothing to outside of the school so they just have housepartys and put pictures of themselves drinking a beer on facebok. All these kids are very spoiled they get the latest technology because they want it. alot of these kids claim to be artsy and think they are different. but they arent. there are skateborders who dress like idiots. there all the same if they get Bs on test they freak out.
it is the most pathetic school in NY
Kid: mom can i have a 100 dollor phone
Mom: yes honey, you go to John jay high school
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1. Combination of gigantic and enormous.
2. Huge beyond belief and comprehension.
3. Unusually large but highly appealing.
"Damn that girl is ginormous!"
"Last night was crazy, I can't believe that girls boobs were so ginormous!"
"Did you see Cammie's head... that shit was GINORMOUS!"
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Welcome to Jay County High School, the only people that go here are either yee haw pieces of shit or weird ass goths. All the hoes here get passed around like a hot potato at a children's birthday party. All the nic addicts and pot heads bring their nic sticks and karts to the bathroom everyday and smoke it up in there. Our football team is so bad that we haven't won a single game in 3 years, our golf team is more athletic then them. We have a shit ton of SoundCloud rappers who think they are the shit, but really they just copy big time rappers songs that are actually good and going somewhere. We are putting them up for sale, one cent per rapper, or better offer. There are 10 good teachers here out of the one hundred so chances are YouTube will be your teacher. We are also broke as fuck so now the stupid ass middle schoolers are at the high School, they are annoying as fuck. So in conclusion, welcome to Jay Tucky High School, the most redneck piece of shit place on Earth.
Jay County High School- The most redneck place on Earth.
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From the Famous Beatles song 'Accross the Universe'
Translation from Sandscript:
Jai translates to praise or honor.
Guru translates to teacher.
Deva translates to Godess.
Deva in 'Across the Universe' ends in A in this song. Actual translation is femine. (i.e. Goddess)
Goddess is the Divine Mother of the Universe (hence Across the Universe)
Om of course is the sound of the universe resonating all around us.
Jai Guru DevA Om
Nothing's gonna change my world.
kelly: are you a feminist now or do you still have a religion?
marcy: i'm a practicing jai guru deva om
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A wack ass school with horrible students. Almost every boy thinks he is in a gang. Most girls are either weird asf or is a snake. The staff pretty much sucks and goes ballistic if they see a phone so they spent hundreds of dollars buying phone pockets for each room in the entire school. The lunch ladies are crackheads and think their lives are to hard. It’s rival is stratford which is the more rich, white school. The only decent sport is like boys soccer bc nobody fucking does it anywhere else. A pretty fucking bad school overall.
person 1: what is Jay Stream Middle School like?
person 2: it sucks ass