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A "Waffle Iron" is when you bang a girl or guy from behind, while holding their face into a chain-link fence. You hold their face (firmly) against the fence until after you've blown their mind.
When they remove their face from the fence, they will be left with waffle marks.
Richard wanted to break my face after he looked in the mirror and saw the Waffle Iron I gave him!
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When a girl doesn't wear underwear underneath her shorts/pants/skirts. (Girl version of Free balling)
Emily was untoasted waffling. Everyone could see that she wasn't wearing panties underneath her short shorts.
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The secret code word for actively hunting down whores while out with the guys. The term "Waffle Housing" can be used casually around girls without them knowing any better.
Waffle Housing=Whore Hunting.
Matt: Hey Charlie if you want to do some serious Waffle Housing tonight I would suggest hanging out by the late night food stop that is across the street from the Freshman dorms.
Charlie: Yes Sir!
Audrey: What does "Waffle Housing" mean??
Charlie & Matt: Don't worry about it...
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When your grandmother takes you and your girlfriend to waffle house at 2 in the morning and your girl decides to blow on your cock
Dylran: Hey Addison wanna go waffle housing tonight?
Addison: FUCK yeah I do
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When you need something (i.e. sex or food) so badly that you'll settle for something that is good for you right now, but you'll regret it in an hour.
It's been so long since I've gotten laid, I'm thinking of sleeping with Tina.
Dear lord, are you really that Waffle House needy?
when you shit in a pull out couch and close it
She cheated on me so I left her a mexican waffle iron
The sexual act of pooping on your partner’s chest, then proceeding to slap it with a tennis racket, thus creating the shape of a waffle of poop on them.
“Mark and I haven’t been that adventurous lately in the bedroom, until he pulled out the tennessee waffle-iron and rocked my world sideways!”