Your dad leaves to get a bag of sour patch kids, and 10 years later, he actually brings a 24-gallon can full of blue raspberry flavored sour path kids.
Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare
I wouldn’t care if you people died the next day. I really don’t give a crap about you people.
As a Cajun I don’t care about you people. You people constantly prove to me that you are not worth fighting for or saving. I wish all of you would just drop dead like a bunch of wasps sprayed by wasp spray.
it stands for i mean but it shorter to write
i/m I guess we can go shopping
An amazing person who likes makoto!
Person 1:Have you heard of what am i? a dumbass#3352?
Person 2: YEAH OFC THEY ARE THE BEST!
Me and my womans scent when making love
I love the smell of you and I Collide
A question you ask yourself after you come back to your room, sit down and think about what you were doing before you went away
Person: *enters their room and sits down.*
Person: what was i doing again
What weebs say when something sad happens irl or in an anime or tv show. A reference to the ocarina score in Naruto that usually plays when something sad happens. Played by Menma is the anime.
Some person: *jumps off cliff*
naruto fans: I HEAR THE OCARINAAA