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Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare

Your dad leaves to get a bag of sour patch kids, and 10 years later, he actually brings a 24-gallon can full of blue raspberry flavored sour path kids.

Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare

by zaqwszsfdzsgf December 19, 2019


As a Cajun I don’t care about you people

I wouldn’t care if you people died the next day. I really don’t give a crap about you people.

As a Cajun I don’t care about you people. You people constantly prove to me that you are not worth fighting for or saving. I wish all of you would just drop dead like a bunch of wasps sprayed by wasp spray.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 18, 2020


i/m

it stands for i mean but it shorter to write

i/m I guess we can go shopping

by DefinitlyNotAChip October 27, 2020


what am i? a dumbass#3352

An amazing person who likes makoto!

Person 1:Have you heard of what am i? a dumbass#3352?
Person 2: YEAH OFC THEY ARE THE BEST!

by Whenhimikoisus June 12, 2021


You and I Collide

Me and my womans scent when making love

I love the smell of you and I Collide

by Spyderwear August 24, 2022


What was i doing again

A question you ask yourself after you come back to your room, sit down and think about what you were doing before you went away

Person: *enters their room and sits down.*
Person: what was i doing again

by MissRubberDuck December 12, 2023


I HEAR THE OCARINAAA

What weebs say when something sad happens irl or in an anime or tv show. A reference to the ocarina score in Naruto that usually plays when something sad happens. Played by Menma is the anime.

Some person: *jumps off cliff*

naruto fans: I HEAR THE OCARINAAA

by im u fucking sadist17 March 31, 2021