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It's used for bowling, you pervs!
He rolled a strike with his bowling ball.
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A shortened version of you're breaking my balls. Much simpler to deliver and produces the same effect.
Basicly, when "someone is giving you a really hard time" as mentioned in the original.
Evan: You think you might be able to lend me some cash?
Karl: My balls.
Evan: You think we can reduce my debt to you to only 70$?
Karl: My balls.
Evan: Guess who I'm going out with?!
Karl: My fuckin' balls.
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A hypothetical form of the game wiffle ball (also spelled whiffle ball) that involves players with skill. Used in insults. Similar effect as minton or goodminton in the game of badminton.
John: "Ok, throw it. This one's going to be right in my wheelhouse and it's heading straight over the fence."
(Bill pitches ball, John whiffs)
Bill: "That's strike three - sit your ass down!"
John: "Whatever man, you got lucky there. I'm going to crush it next time I get up."
Bill: "You know, this game used to be called hittle ball before you started playing."
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Command to someone (not necessarily male) to show a bit of backbone.
Nicole's re-landscaped the lawn with forty different awkward pieces of sculpture and you're worried because she's threatening you with all kinds of bullshit if you don't mow it for her. For heaven's sake, Jimmy, grow balls!
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An imaginary sport played by marijuana enthusiasts everywhere. The duelists imagine they are Dragon Ball Z warriors that duel to the death using Kamayamayas (energy balls/beams) to defeat their nemesis. The only twist on this mythical sport is that the "energy balls" are in fact constructed of ideas that become more and more awesomely complex and relatable.
In this example of Ganjah Ball two face off in a fierce battle!
Player 1 shoots an energy ball which is an arrow blazing towards an opponents face.
Player 2 catches and crushes this energy ball, and throws its remnants in the form of dust into the air in a Lebron Jamesish fashion, catch this dust in the form of a new ball, swishes a fade away three in the opponents eye, and then shoots it back as a majestic eagle soaring in a deathly manner towards his foe.
Player 1 catches the eagle on his finger and eats it, and spits out an energy ball which is a knight riding a dragon with an ancient broad sword and shoots electricity out of said sword to obliterate his opponent.
Player 2's head explodes while trying to compute the insane amount of awesomeness conveyed in the opponents energy ball, and later congratulates his opponent in being able to outwit him in such a fucked up, magical, and awesome way.
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i person who shaves their balls clean.
damnit james i just shaved my balls and now they itch real real bad. Shut the fuck up you stupid ball shaver!
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(n) 1) A (usually Japanese) car with a mostly plastic exterior to give a fierce and aggressive look, however sadly lacking in engine power.
Often accompanied with a 4 cylinder or less engine, which is rated for
insane horsepower values at even more insane (and unsustainable) RPM values.
Torque is almost non-existant in these engines.
2) Generally, any person or object with flash and style, but lacking in substance.
'Yo, that's a hype car, man!'
'Naw, man - it's just a shiny Dick with no balls!'
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