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A hypothetical form of the game badminton where the players actually have some skill. Used in insults. A synonym of goodminton.
Ryan: "Hit the damned shuttlecock already!"
Greg: "Ok, here goes. I'm going to whack the 'cock!"
Ryan: "That's what she said!"
(Greg whiffs)
Ryan: "Nice one."
Greg: "I meant to do that. Ok, here goes for real. This 'cock is headed straight for your face!"
Ryan: "That's what he said!"
(Greg hits it right into the net)
Ryan: "You know, this game was just called minton before you started playing it."
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Ed Minton is one of the vocalists/guitarists of the band 'Elliot Minor' (formerly 'The Academy').
He is half Japanese, and has two sisters. He has a thing for green tea...
Ed met Alex at Uppingham School when they were 13, and is one of the two original members of the band. They started writing music and recording together, and performed acoustic covers at the school. In 2005, after leaving Uppingham, both decided to be serious about their music and took a gap year from their studies during which they focused on writing and recording their own songs.
He's super cool, and wants to show you his ride. Vroom, vroom!
Elliot Minor consists of;
Alex Davies,
ED MINTON,
Dan Hetherton,
Ed 'Teddy' Hetherton
and
Ali Paul
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True warrior straight forward if your lucky to come across one keep them they are survivors and will forever back a true friend family orientated man with big ambitions #keeper
That Danny minton is a legend
the worlds best future porn star
Guy 1: Hey have you heard of Brock Minton?
Guy 2: Yeah I busted a fat nut to one of his videos last night
Guy 1: Yeah, it's insane how successful he is despite the fact that his dick is only two centimeters
Guy 2: Yeah its really a big ego boost