what in the ass

"what in the ass" can be said, and meant for many things. My head translates it to... "what in the hell" simpler terms, "what in the world". It's just funnier being said "what in the ass". You don't only have to use "what in the ass" but also ending statements with ass. This is generally something to add to your conversation to make it more funny and original.

1) friend ches: Did you know I have synesthesia? (response) friend Jeffrey: What in the ass??
2) When you lose a game..."aw that game sucked ass."
3) other scenarios: "That was such ass."

ass-erific

An original way to say that something was shithouse.

My week has been ass-erific

Ass Puke

Shit.

Alright, now who's the cocksucker who had a diarrhea attack and left their ass puke all over the toilet seat?

ass-raider

A homosexual man.

Example one:
Olivia: "Stop stairing at my boyrfriends butt, Brian! Seriously, you are such a fucking ass-raider."

Example two:
Jake: "Justin, you dont want to sit too close to Adam, you know."
Justin: "Why?"
Jake: "You know that he is gay, right?"
Justin: "What, he is a fucking ass-raider!?"

Ass Paper

The paper you use to wipe your ass

I just ran out of ass paper

ass slop

When butt cheese heats up in the moist Anus cravity

My wife complained that I don't wipe my ass and I get butt cheese and swamp ass which turns into (ass slop)

ass jets

The result of consuming sodexo food.

I just got back from the dining hall, time to go to the toilet and release my ass jets.