At work...
Travis: "Oh man, I've got a brown dog scratching at my door, I don't think I can keep him in until lunch."
Ann: "Come on, can't you learn to take a shit BEFORE coming in to work?"
Excessively knocking or pounding on someone's door.
Stop knocking on the door, like you are the damn police!!!!!!!! I know you want to get in here.
The Brown Dog is barking at the back door. i.e. to have a shit.
I'll be back in a minute, the brown dog is barking at the back door
when you find someone attractive
mmmmmmm..he's/she's a proper
next door neighbours mice!
To give someone (male or female) a seriously good fuck in the ass. So good it blows the doors off.
Shabba "I'll blow your back doors off."
Fit Girl "Get away from me you freak."
The most epic comeback response since "your mum" it will leave the person your owning comebackless, no response can top this one.
Ellen: Your mums fat
William: Your next door neighbors goat's fat.
Robert: Your gay
William: Your next door neighbors goat's gay
The Chuck Berry Trap Door Trout is the epitome of the illegal scat porn industry. For all who are unaware, Chuck Berry is known for his recording prowess, and this is an extension of his renown work. Essentially, the Chuck Berry Trap Door Trout is the illegal recording of the female specimen on the toilet, only a trap door has been installed above the stalls. Behind the trap door lies a steamy unit of human fecal matter (stool) that closely resembles the size of a trout. Chuck Berry watches the recording from afar and releases the trap door letting the trout fall upon the female therefore creating an instant scat porn classic.
dude, I heard she got a Chuck Berry Trap Door trout... at Wangs!
...No wonder restrooms are for customers only...