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A person who is believed to have an IQ of a rock on this Earth. Meaning they are stupid.
Rick: Yo James
James: *awkwardly stares at Rick*
Rick: Uh, hello James are you gonna respond?
James: *Still is on complete silence*
Rick: Oh that's right, James is an Egg head. Oops
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when You smell like bad fish your probably an egg face
an egg face is somebody who smells like eggs and their face is in the shape of an egg
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A Humble Egg That You Come Across. When Your Partner/Parent Is Creating Lunch.(Egg Sandwich).
And You Proceed To Panic And Lose Conciosness
As The Nuclear Wiff Of That Smelly Bastard Passes Through Your Body.
Everyone ! Evacuate ! Nuclear Egg Alert !
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The most powerful insult mankind has ever discovered. It was mastered by the ancient Japanese warrior Po of the furious five.
Gib: “You gay”
Dave: “Yore mum a fat egg”
Gib: No please”
Dave: “You know I had to do it to em”
Gib: *Burns to death*
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A word used to describe something random, Tim Lincecum sucks; a word that most cannot say but is used to lighten a situation.
Cody: Man Tim Lincecum likes dudes huh??
Rob: ......Hffmelly eggs
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When a woman wakes up on Christmas morning to find her period wrapped underneath the bush.
I wore white silk pajamas to bed on Christmas Eve and woke up the next morning egg-noggin'.
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When a man unzips his fly and exposes one testicle.
I asked that hot chick out on a date and she said no, so I gave her a quail egg.
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