Baby Food

Refers to a drug lower on the thrill scale than one you currently use, which is obviously superior to that crap. For instance to a heroin addict, baby food might be Percocet or Vicodin.

I left the Baby Food long ago, only The King works for me.

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Whole Foods

A disgrace to the natural food industry. Wild Oats is a lot better, and thats a fact. Its proven by their commitment to customer service and quality, which whole foods has niether of.

I took a shot on whole foods doorstep.

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Junk Food

basically it's the food that comes from your junk.....sperm, semen, cum

Bob: Mandy's lookin' pretty slim these days....that girl's got it goin' on.

Dobalina: Yeah, I heard she's on the "Junk Food" diet.

Bob: Junk food don't make a girl look like that.

Dobalina: That's cause she's gettin' the food from John's junk......if ya know what I'm talkin' bout.

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food day

The stupidest name for anything. Ever.

"Tomorrow is a friggin' food day. I hate that word."

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Chinese Food

Dog

I do not like to eat Chinese Food but I do have Chinese Food at home.

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army food

food that is hermetically sealed and/or vacuum packed; and isn't very tasty at all.

person 1: "hows the food at the cafe"
person 2: "it totally sucks it's all army food"

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food baby

1. A food baby is what happens after all the food you eat is digested and comes out of your butthole, this "food baby" then continues feeding others, in many different ways.

Dude #1: "Man, you ate so much Taco Bell earlier!"
Dude #2: "I'm definatly going to have a food baby soon."
Dude #3: "Don't forget to spray!"

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