Sock hanging from a doorknob

Sock hanging from a doorknob

Sign indicating that the occupant of that room is engaged in self pleasure.

Sock hanging from a doorknob

(Younger student) just to make sure, you do know what it means when you see a sock hanging from the doorknob right?

(Older student) I have an idea

(Younger student) just knock and count to like ten and I’ll put it away .

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Alex From Target

A extremely hot guy seen working at target.

I say Alex from target yesterday he is so hot.

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Stonegate: From 90 to 91

An independant film released in 2001. There were manyt sayings and lines in the movie that have been repeated, but most people don't know where they came from.

"Whoa, trigger. back the truck up"

"Would you like to see my fish tank?"

"Hoser, let's have a trazadone war.

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separate the sheep from the goats

(v.) To divide the workers into two categories- those who want to work, and those who don't. Similar expressions include separate the men from the boys, separate the men from the mice.

I'll need some good workers, and some bad workers. Can you separate the sheep from the goats for me? The sheep will serve as a distraction to our competitors while we get down to business.

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drink from the bathroom tap

Being a lesbian.

You're not supposed to drink from your bathroom tap. The water is stagnant or full of dead birds or some shit. The water tastes weird, anyway.

It's not the right tap for drinking out of.

Ergh, no thanks love, I don't drink from the bathroom tap.

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face-hug from a clam

Performing oral sex on an unclean female. Originated in early 2005, in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.

"All he wanted was a nice kiss, but he ended up getting a face-hug from a clam."

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Plucking the Grape from the Vine

Advanced 4-Star/Black Diamond variation of the "come hither" (see: come hither). Insert the index and middle finger in a boy-scout formation, into the vagina thereby stumulating the g-spot, while rubbing your thumb (preferrably licked) on the clitoris. Motion your three digits as if your were gently plucking a grape off the vine. AKA Cabernet Clit Rub.

Baby, What u doin' down there? U aint plucking the grape from the vine, are you??!!?? OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

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