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1. Someone who worships Jesus everyday. Someone who isn't just a "Christian" on a Sunday.
2. Someone who recognizes the misery and despair in the world and decides to do something about it. Someone with a spine that actually gets up and does something about all the suffering and pain in the world.
3. Someone who doesn't withold the Word from others or bash those who spread it.
4. Someone with a spine.
"Hey, look, that guy actually helped that dying elderly man by giving him warm food to eat and water to drink! Wow, what a Jesus freak!"
"Hey look, John picked up the Bible to read it on a day other than Sunday afternoon ! Wow, what a Jesus freak, right?"
"This guy is dancing like he actually LOVES Jesus! Meanwhile, we're just dancing all stiff and reserved because we don't wanna show we actually love Jesus, right? That would be embarrasing! Anyways, John, such a 'Jesus freak', am i right?"
"This guy saw a homeless man and prayed with him so God would heal him. Wow, what a Jesus freak, right?"
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a slang term refering to a man who died about 2000 years ago. Translation: Josh of Nazarath. many people pretend to "love" him. they say "he lives in the sky and is looking down at me!". these gullible people are then taken advantage of.
political leader: I pray every day! and you know what Jesus Christ tells me to do? Just a little invasion, just a little killing, but in the name of LOVE and JESUS and a BETTER FUTURE!! I know you have to fight your heart to believe this, but that's what religion's all about! PRAISE!
silly followers: Beloved Leader! He is correct! i mean, whats wrong with killing? in the bible, people justified their hate all the time by saying "God told me to smite you". Vengefull, that God of ours!!! But in a loving way.
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A fetus that was aborted for your SINS!!
Marry got a abortion cause god raped her! Then she created a JESUS FETUS!
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Someone you just want to slap because you hate them so much. They don't have anything better to do with their lives than just go to church and try to push people into their religion like a pill pusher. They also say that everything they do is a thing of god.
Like Marianne Bryant in 'Easy A' aka Amanda Bynes' Character
EXAMPLE FROM EASY A:
person 1: Well Why didn't he get into college?"
Jesus Freak: " Its all part of god's plan. If god would've wanted him to go to college, then god would've gave him the answers to those tests and allowed him to go!"
Person 1: (giggles and laughs hysterically): "are you serious? Do you honestly believe that?"
Jesus Freak:"Of course, now you are going to hell because you don't believe what I believe!"
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1. A hippy who have converted to fundamentalist christianity.
2. A square christian who adopt hippy trappings such as 1960's and 1970's clothing, long hair, and says "Jesus is groovy".
A most uncool subculture.
Kevin entered a tent show while on acid and came became out a Jesus freak.
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A person willing to stand up for their faith in Jesus, no matter what people think. They are often classified as weird or dorks or creeps, but that just goes to show how sad this world has become. I am a VERY proud Jesus Freak, and I will shout it to the world. I dont care what people say about my faith. I really pity those who put the definitions saying that we are creeps or uncool. Jesus is the absolute coolest person that ever walked the face of the earth. Seriously, He died so that you could have a chance to be with Him, and yet many people just spit in his face.
The Jesus Freak walked into class, a cross around her neck, and sat in her seat as some rolled their eyes at her and others smiled. She smiled back at her friends, and at her enemies, not caring what they said behind her back.
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An expreesion, which describes a state of a person or a thing, who got beaten so hard, that is out of order or temporary paralyzed/dysfunctioning.
- "Damn it, my computer has ceased to work suddenly".
- "It was probaby slapped by Jesus".
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