Jizz kiss

When all members of a shitty band, stick their dicks on each others lips at the same time and cum. Also known as J Kiss

"All those dudes jizz kiss each other"

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Jolly Jizz June

After all of your hard work from Motivation Madness May, with your jacked muscles you get to cum as much as possible for the entire month of June! It’s kind of like Destroy Dick December except without all of the bullshit restrictions of having to cum according to the day of the month. You just get to cum as much as you feel like with or without others

(June 1st)
Person 2: so what are u gonna do with all those big ass muscles you have now?
Person 1: I’m gonna go jerk off for Jolly Jizz June. I should be able to cum a lot with the big ass muscles I have now. You wanna come jerk off with me?
Person 2: nah I’m good nibba, I’m gonna go practice my nibba tongue

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Jewish Jizz Turtle

A man of the Jewish Religion who likes to enockulate or spackle his load of semem over a single turtle or a group of turtles in the wild;

a: Can also be done in a group setting with multiple Jews and a single or lone turtle

Hey do you want to play Jewish Jizz Turtle?

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german jizz junkie

someone who is very fond of german sperm.

dude adolf hitlers girlfriend was a german jizz junkie

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Jizz Pocket Rocket

a man masturbates upon a cherry bomb (or other type of firework) then ignites it and sticks it in their partner's vagina (or other love hole)

Dude i gave some chick the jizz pocket rocket and her insides loved it!

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jizzed in my pants

To get a huge shock.

I was sitting behind this girl today and she turned around. Then I jizzed in my pants. Turns out she was my ex...

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Jizz Over 9000

1. When something is extremely hot, you jizz so much that you jizz over 9000.
Relative to the Dragonball Z reference, "His power level is over 9000!"
2. The fact that you acknowledge something is orgasmic

That picture of Kim Kardashian was so hot.
I would jizz over 9000.

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