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Comp job

N. Complimenting someone so frequently that it is as if you are sexually pleasuring their ego.

Friend 1: Dude, he has a sweet dunk.
(five seconds later)
Friend 1: Dude, he's got hops.
(another five seconds later)
Friend 1: Dude, he's so good at basketball!!!
Friend 2: Dude, quit giving him a comp job!

by boo yah123 March 19, 2011


Shitless Job

One where you're walking around aimlessly for 12 hours being bored out of your mind; one where you don't do shit

Tim: I heard you got a summer job...

Paul: You mean a shitless job.

Tim: ???

Paul: I walked around and didn't do shit for twelve hours!

by GTFOMW July 21, 2011


Teen job

A job is done by a teenager or highschooler for a minimum wage. Teen jobs are usually on weekends, but also occasionally on weekdays. These jobs can consist of anything between a babysitter or caddy.

I have been searching the web lately for teen jobs near me.

by HelpingGirl5 May 14, 2020


Beau Job

A plan B or a mistress who's better looking than your wife or girlfriend

My wife doesn't satisfy me, I need a nice Beau job

by Lulu1310 February 5, 2020


Bum-Jobbed

1) To get a raw deal; hosed

"They fired him for that?! Damn - he got bum-jobbed!" - Drab T-Shirt

by ZJ1067 July 9, 2014


Stoma job

The sexual act of a man ramming his cock into the throat stoma of his partner. To amplify the pleasure re-enter the other direction and get a reverse blow job as you cum out her mouth. This is done by sitting on the woman's face or chest. Most commonly their tits are used for handles to ram the cock as far down the asophagus as possible

"I started dating a smoker recently. She gave me a stoma job last night and I came in her lung."

by Spoogwave May 12, 2014


side job

A blow job given by two people simultaneously. The givers face each other with their mouths open while the receiver thrusts in between.

I got a side job from Shinzo and Dank last night. But I'm not paying either of them.

by blobdo April 4, 2015