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The night before Valentines day when you take out the person you're sleeping with behind your husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend's back see jump off. Because you can't take them out on Valentine's Day, so you have to take them out the night before. Jump-off night activities include renting a hotel room by the hour and buying your Boo slutty crotch-less panties.
My boyfriend refused to take me out for Valentine's Day. When I badgered him for a month straight about why he finally confessed that him and wife of five years have had long-standing plans on Valentines Day at their favorite restaurant and he could only take me out the night before. That's when I realized that not only that I was his jump-off night lay.
A female in a group or in a pair, that's not attractive. The one no one wants. But since she's not attractive and doesn't get the same attention as her hotter friends she gets jealous and turns into a cock block.
"I was hangin out with a buddy and took one for the team, jumped on the grenade to divert her attention."
Another way of saying "Blue Balls".
When you try to get with a girl, but instead she gives you blue balls.
Resulting in your sperm jumping around needing to be released soon.
Man, Becky be giving me the nut jumps! If I don't jerk off in her face soon, my balls will explode!
Jump snot: Jumping and aiming to shoot your mucus into a target.
After trying hard to make a bucket. I landed an elbow to his face. No bucket but made the “jump snot”
What’s that on your face? Mucus
Jumping jacks but instead of moving ur arms side to side you move them up and down
I love doing jumping jills
JUMPING PO LOVES TO BOUNCE UP AND DOWN AND SING A SPECIAL SONG!
person:hey have you heard off the new jumping po toy
person that got infected by jumping po: JUMPING PO LOVES TO BOUNCE UP AND DOWN