Random
Source Code
Random
(v.) To take a rash course of action that will not achieve one's goals within the time limit, yet be extremely costly, as with eurocratic ideas. Cows do not move when kicked, but it does hurt one's foot.
The eurocrat was kicking a cow to move it..
10👍 8👎
when you hit 2 people simultaneously in their gooches.
That bastard gave us a double gooch kick...so we killed his family and burned him at the cross.
7👍 5👎
To get in you're car and crank you're shit as loud as it goes with the subsbumpin
Dude let's go kick some bumps in the Lambo
4👍 2👎
After you shoot your load into a girls mouth, then right before she swallows you kick her in the throat, which will cause her to choke, and she should make thunder noises as she chokes.
Dude I heard this Cady chick tried the Australian thunder kick with her dog, and she liked it
4👍 2👎
What uneducated bafoons want to participate in because they feel like they are resistant to a punch to the head.
Sommer: Hello Tony did you hear about Kick dick day? It's so fun!
Tony: Yeah it's sick! why would anyone do that? you know that you could permanently damage someone by doing th-
Sommer *Tries to kick dick, but misses and hits balls*
Tony: *beheads her*
4👍 2👎
when you kick a wop in the side of the head with both feet
preferably with a pair of boots on
guy 1 : man i just kicked that wop in the shin
guy 2 : dude you shoulda went for a flying wop kick that woulda been epic
5👍 3👎
Every wednesday you have to kick a Valdemar.
Rules:
He can't kick back or defend himself.
You are allowed to kick him.
"I am really looking forward to kick a Valdemar day"
"Yes me too"
5👍 3👎