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To perform the coffee machine one must ejactulate into the vagina and The anus, trying not waste any sex mayo in the transition. When that is complete the woman must squat where she pleases and let both sources of baby gravy ooze out of both holes just like the milk and coffee from
a coffee machine hence the name.
The human coffee machine
Mate #1 - Ay lad I coffee machined Laura last night, it was mega
Mate #2- yes lad little ice frap n that
(n) A type of dunk tank used for showering or dumping slime on a person.
I'm heading to the slime machine.
some one that always wins, thereby “catching a dub”
SAM: Yo Neel how do you stay grinding and winning all the time ?
NEEL: dude, I’m a dub machine!
also known as dryer, or clothes dryer, or clothes drying machine
The drying machine made my clothes nice and toasty
When borrowed anal beads will stay inside someone anus and keep falling out.
She said I was welcome to use her anal beads, but my check machine is broken so it was a waste of time.
A Rube Goldberg machine that does something rude to someone in the end.
Some dude: I really think what you made is cool. My favorite part was the dominoes. Can I make one t..... (gets kicked by a boot).
Another dude: Sorry about that, that's my Rude Goldberg machine.