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A less crude way to say, "Have a Disney day." To be used after Lisa's answering machine salutation is ruined by the revelation of double a entendre.
Thanks, Scott, now I can't say, "Have a disney day." What can I say now? I've got it, Have a magical day! Now DON'T ruin that one for me.
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Young Jeezy, or the rapper known as Young Jeezy, Cant ban the snow mannnnnn.
Mr. Magic city, word thats jeezy the ryder
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a device a girl can put inside her pussy so when a unsuspecting guy tries to fuck her, his cock is torn to shreds.
Girl: There was this douche who kept hitting on me, so I went to bed with him yesterday.
Girl2: seriously?
Girl: yeah, but he doesn't know I'm bringing my magic donut with me!
Girl2: hahahah, sweet! *highfive!*
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A penis after intaking enough capsaicin, the chemical that makes chili hot. This condition is similar in effect to ring of fire, except that it is far more intense and therefore painful.
Characteristics include:
- Initial inability to piss, it is difficult to get some flow going.
- Extreme internal burning sensation of the penis down the urethra.
- Wishing you hadn't started to piss.
- Realizing you have to get it all out in one hit and bearing the pain.
How to get magical fire wand:
Eat some habanero chilies.
We went ot Cactus Jack's last night and got the Suicidal Salsa. This morning we had magical fire wands.
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Stimpy's friendly snot creatures. Also a band from Reno, NV known for it's "psychoindustrialpunkfunkgrungeadelic" sound.
"You could play with your magic nose goblins."
"Dude, did you see the Magic Nose Goblins last night?"
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A dark humor joke which tells the story of a certain organism(Human, Insect, Reptile) going through a depression or sadness. On a journey, this organism meets a tree, which has the ability to speak and grant wishes, who asks the organism what is troubling them just seconds before the story twists and kills the organism in a fitting/non-fitting way.
There once was a lonely T-Rex walking through a magical forest. "How could my day be any worse?" says the T-Rex. He then came across a Magical Talking Tree who says, "What ails you, my friend?" The T-Rex looks up and is hit by an asteroid. The end.
There once was a sad, bald girl sitting on her hospital bed. "How could my life be any worse?" Says the girl. She then came across a Magical Talking Tree who says, "What ails you, my child?" The little girl looks at the tree and is beaten by her father. The end.
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Google, or another search engine, used in an online situation to keep from looking stupid because you don't know what your buddy is talking about.
Walter was telling me about how to use terminal, and asking me about my LAN. I didn't have a clue what he was talking about, so I used my magic decoder ring and got it all figured out.
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