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Smearing your hot smelly shit on the face of your sexual partner after receiving a blumpkin
She blew me on the toilet so I gave her an Egyptian mud mask
The act of snorting cocaine out of a fellow drug users anus.
The junkies in the ally were doing a Colombian mud pit.
Nash loves a good Colombian mud pit.
(n; noun) a pinch of Copenhagen Wintergreen manually inserted into the anal cavity.
“Hey honey! Don’t forget to take out your Mississippi mud bug before supper!”
This is where you preform a chili dog on a heffers pink sock
I was so bored yesterday that I decided to give a Georgia mud flap to my mom.
1. The unfortunate digital anal infiltration one suffers at the hands of hillbillies.
On a roadtrip to Florida we broke down in the middle of nowhere. We got kidnapped by hicks. My friends are still missing but I escaped after getting the Georgia mud finger. My anus still aches.
The art of dropping a big old mud monkey while jerking off. Choking the chicken while squeaking out a chocolate dragon was first performed in the city of Manhattan in the late 1800s. The euphoric feeling of pinching a load while taking a shit has made it a very popular act amongst men of all ages. Performing a Manhattan Mud Slide is not recommended for children without adult supervision.
"Just rubbed one out while taking a dump" - Larry
"Wow, nothing better than a morning Manhattan Mud Slide" - Scotty
When a man finishes with the anal and has a brown bell chop he goes into vagina and finishes inside then the woman who proceeds to push out the sperm and creating brown bubbles
Shirley got really dirty bed sheets after shouting "I'm forever blowing bubbles" after a hard session of performing the Alabama Mud Crab