call me by your name

If sb says "call me by your name" after u asked them what their name is they want either get fucked or/ and are nb but unouted so their name what they use ist their deadname and u shouldnt use it:)

XY: whats your name

U: call me by your name

XY: so u want me to rail u and while that i should call you by my name?

U: yes pls

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Saying Someone's Full Name

1. A polite greeting used to show enthusiasm.
2. Using someones full name can be used to attract someone's attention or to clarify who you are talking to.
3. Using someone's full name if often, soon, followed by an "eee".

Pioneered by a K.Dubbs using someones full name has developed into a formal greeting whithin a smalll group of Virginian friends.

Saying someone's full name

Pokahantas: John Smith i like your steez. Eee.

John Smith: Pokahantas when you can kickflip oldschool stairs first try then you can talk to me.

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The Passion of <insert name here>

Something you'd relate to someone who is the receiver of unimaginable torture on any scale, preferably physical pain though. Inspired by The Passion of The Christ.

The Passion of Randy Orton:
For being slammed onto a bunch of tacks on the mat; Jerry Lawler says this.

The Passion of The Snake:
For absorbing a shitload of bullets in Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater, as well as, if you've noticed, Snake receiving a shitload of blows, broken limbs, broken bones, and eventually a ruptured right-eye.

"Wh'else?"
-me

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barack obamas last name

are you serious

hey whats barack obamas last name
its obama you dumbass

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Holla ma name...sheeee

Opening and closing your Sidekick.

With a flick of the wrist, Justin flipped open the sidekick while saying, "holla ma name." Then, while closing the device with another flick of the wrist, he said, "Sheeee".

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Sucking dick and taking names

Sucking dick and taking names is a saying in which you suck someone’s dick and write it down for further viewing. This name could then be used to say you sucked their dick.

Michael- “yo where’s Joey at?”
Arben- “idk, sucking dick and taking names I assume.”

Joey- “I’m suckin dick and taking names!”

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black dude named cody

This man is from coco melon

Me: can I smash black dude named Cody
Grandma: sure sweetly, aslong as it’s not grandpa
Me: Darn…ok grandma :(

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