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Guido hairstyle of this borough. Consists of spiky hair that looks like he has been caught in a wind tunnel. Important: must take at least 1 hr preparation time.
Yo, Danielle Marie, that bouncer at Cylo with the Staten Island blow out has the hottest French Connection tee.
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The theory that an island is not inherently different from another neighboring island.
The theory relies upon the spoken accounts of recent tourists. No matter which island the traveler visits, he will always encounter:
1) Aggresive touts selling t-shirts, conch shells, and other worthless crap.
2) Crazy taxi drivers.
3) Hot, humid weather.
4) Panhandling locals.
5) Bugs.
6) Shoddy accommodations and questionable cuisine.
Man 1: How was your island-hopping trip to the Caribbean?
Returning Traveler: Meh, same shit; different island.
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A Long Island Cheese Steak is a man in his early twenties with a spray on tan, a bottom up polo shirt, blow out hair cut who drives a BMW.
Guy #1: Yo look at that d-bag in the beamer next to us.
Guy #2: Yo, he's a Long Island Cheese Steak!
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He didn’t get out of the water to go to the bathroom and suddenly a Coney Island Brown Shark appeared.
When a guy blows a load in a girls dirty pussy and then lets it crust up before eating her out
Jon was hungry from banging Kelly so he had some long island clam chowder from her discolored box
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Occurs most often when a homosexual Male of New England descent gives their partner a reach around during anal to initiate the happy ending. Usually followed by a bowl of lukewarm clam chowder
You hungry Rafael? Why yes I was thinking we could take care of that after you give me a Rhode Island reach around.
One who can't take a joke.
You should develope a sense of humor or else you will end up like Rhode Islang Red.
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