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When you are constipated and you eat a big burrito to fix the issues.
~Steve Soelberg
Tim: my stomach hurts dude, I think I need to do a poncho villa push out.
Jim: Dude some times you just gotta hit it harder with a bigger burrito.
When you push your eyeballs into their sockets with your thumbs and hold it until you see colors and swirls, almost like a totally different dimension.
*Eren holds his thumbs to his closed eyes, pushing inwards*
Asher: What are you doing, Eren?
Eren: Going to the Eye-Push Dimension.
When you need to take a fast poop, usually in a public setting.
I had coffee with dessert and had to do a push and pinch before we left.
The act of making room in your stomach via burping.
After she performed the Grandma-Push, she had room for thirds.
A style of intercourse most commonly used by the welsh, it involves sticking your hand from below a females waist and beneath the groin, thrusting using the leverage from your exterior motor created by a bend in the arm on your balls to generate speed.
"I was watching this porno in my backyard and this guy was doing the push monkey on this MILF."
A form of currency amongst gamblers usually wagered in prop bets. If you owe someone call out push ups you must do them immediately without question as directed, anywhere, anytime.
Is also applied to sit ups or anything else bored gamblers can think of.
Call out push ups example:
Degenerate 1: 200 call out pushups I can beat you at backgammon?
Degenerate 2: Sure.
Minutes, months, years or even decades later..
Degenerate 2 in Degenerate 1's office in front of Degenerate 1's boss: I'll take ten right now.
Degenerate 1 does 10 push ups.
Degenerate 2: What time's your wedding tomorrow?
Degenerate 1: 4pm.
Degenerate 2: I'll see you then. You might wanna stretch out. I might cash in on all 190 so it's a day to remember 😊
When you bent your knees at a slight 90 degree angle and suck air so far up your anus and push as hard as you can letting out the most juiciest fart you can.
“Yo man I have gas pains but I can’t fart”
“I gotchu bro try the suck and push, last time I had that problem I tried it out. I shit myself but it was so worth it.”