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When you get super hard from Fortnite skins (Specifically female) dancing. Or men if that’s the way you roll.
Look at James over there, he has a Mega Fortnite Rocket Cock.
A word said before getting a super battle droid rocket blown thru your head.
It's a caffiene drink that has 1000mg of caffiene per ounce. It's really intense, and if you drink to much of it, you might really fuck yourself up.
It's totally tasty!
Person 1: I had some Blue Sky Rocket Fuel, and I totally went crazy!
Person 2: Holy shit, do you know what they stuff can do to you?
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When you cum in an ice cold bitch and your dick becomes covered in frozen blood and cum with a hint of blue at the base due to frostbite from her frigid fuckhole. Now, your penis resembles the classic American treat “Rocket Pop”
“Bro every time I fucked my Ex it always ended with a South Pole Rocket Pop.”
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This wonderful invention was thought of by the chinese, wonderful nation.First get yourself down to a firework shop, quietely ask for your rocket, he should take you in the back of the shop and introduce you to the range of rockets, you could have a smaller rocket with very soft runny shite in it, or a larger variety with a stinkin big 3-day-saver turd! Then on the night of the event light the badboy and get ready for a wonderful-shitty explosion. Takes alot of prepariton, and alot of cleaning up, but well worth the wait!
The lass has been cleaning our house all day so i've been to pub. Had a reyt california face rocket last night, SHIT EVERYWHERE!!
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A minecraft you tuber which realises minecraft is dead and then plays rocket league and gets diamond thinking they are the shit. Unless you are neatmike. He is da bomb.
Youtuber:"*MAKING IT TO DIAMOND IN ROCKET LEAGUE*"
Youtuber:"*WHAT A DIAMOND PLAYER LOOKS LIKE*"
Commenter: Omfg stfu you are such a rocket league Youtuber.......
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where you make an artificial pussy out of a sock and then proceed to shoot a snot rocket into it as a lubricant and then proceed to ejaculate into it.
hey have you tried the snot rocket cum sock it feels so good?
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